C’mon! Admit it. Nothing makes you feel like
a man more that a woman purring like a
kitten when you’ve done your job. But the
thing is that how are we supposed to figure
out whether she’s faking it or not. I’ve
heard that a lot women fake orgasms.
Remember Meg Ryan in ‘Harry Met Sally’ when
she imitates an orgasm in the restaurant.
There you are! I rest my case.
As it is, understanding a woman is no easy
task. Top that with trying to figure out if
she’s pleased or not and you’ve got more
than you can handle. Asking her whether she
came all the time is so unexciting.
But fortunately for us men, women give away
these subtle signs that are a dead give-away
of what she’s feeling. Here are some hints:
1. Her
nipples harden: Oh well, you must
have seen women with hard nipples on the
streets. That does not mean they are having
orgasms right there. We are talking about
hard nipples coupled with pleasure sounds
and panting. That’s your sign.
2. The
emotional angle: I know! I know!
Women’s emotions really confuse me too. But,
if your woman gets emotional at the end of
the ritual, you may congratulate yourself.
And if she cries (sounds weird, eh? But they
do cry sometimes), you may proceed to cloud
nine. This means that the orgasm was so good
that it also brought on a huge wave of
emotions that she ended up crying.
3. She falls
asleep: Right! You thought falling
asleep after a good workout is your
prerogative. Here’s news buddy. Women do it
too when they totally drained from all those
orgasms, they take a nap to recuperate.
4. Snuggle
and cuddle: While most men might like
to just turn over and doze off after a good
orgasm, women like to snuggle. Her tender
touch is a way of showing her affection and
gratitude for satisfying her.
5. The way
she walks: She gets up to go to the
bathroom and her legs quiver, you know that
you’ve done your job well! Shaky legs are a
dead give-away.
6. She can't
stop talking about it: She sounds
happy and excited. He tells you how amazing
your positions were and keeps repeating how
fantastic you were, you can rest assured
that she’ll only be begging you for more.
7. She's
smiling like a freak: Oh man! When a
woman has been satisfied, her lips say it
all. The sweet satisfied smile is the type
that can come from a woman whose desire has
been satiated.
8. The way
she looks at you: She’ll look deeply
into your eyes, while smiling all the while.
She’s probably even running her hands
through your hair. Buddy, she’s probably
playing it back in her mind!
9. She tells
you she loves you: Watch out for the
three magic words ‘I love you’. Whether said
during or right after sex, they mean the
same thing: You are bloody good you sex
machine!
10. The next
day: If all of the above isn’t
enough, watch out for signals the next day.
A really happy woman would pamper you to no
end. And if she’s humming all the while,
then you have given her what every woman
deserves — complete satisfaction!
But hey! Apart from all this, if she is
moaning and groaning during sex, digging her
nails into you and even tuning mildly
aggressive, you know that you’ve hit the
g-spot.
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